Friday, July 17, 2009
Tour, etc.
In the end, the break stayed away all day, and there was no change in the top. Except for Levi, of course. Levi breaking his wrist was a huge blow for Lance. Levi was the most reliable Lt. that LA had, and his departure puts a bit more pressure on Lance when we hit the mountains.
Levi was not gonna win this race, but he was gonna play a role in the decisive stages. This hurts. Does it open things up a bit? Maybe. Will the other teams exploit it? I don't know, because there is a big time gap to guys like Evans and Sastre and Menchov... those guys are out of it. Maybe Andy Schleck can do something, he does have a strong enough team. Also, Liquigas. They have guys in striking distance... but, boy, those guys are green (and I don't mean the jersey) and experience counts for a lot in this race.
I still think it comes down to Lance and Alberto... and it looks more like Alberto. Lance, and by extension Astana as a whole, lost the Ace in the Hole, the X Factor. And it hurt Lance more than Alberto. Alberto will win this race, and I am more convinced of it with the absense of Levi.
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I will not be able to watch the decisive stage to the Ventoux. I will be taking part in the Cascade Stage Race, which is the amateur version of the Cascade Cycling Classic. I will be racing in the Cat 4's, and the race starts a week from today.
I will try to go over each of the stages, covering what I expect to happen for myself. There are two hard road races, a TT and a Crit. Three days, four races. I'll try to break it all down this next week... we'll see.
The truth is, I have low expectations for this race. Not because I think I suck, but because I want to be realistic. I think that when compared to other Cat 4's out there, I'm solid. I can finish in the top ten, I think that is doable. But I also think I can have a bad Crit and that's that. I mostly want to have fun, because I love racing and I love cycling. This is gonna be a fun race, the first time I have ever done my home town race and I want to have a good time. Bottom Line: I want to finish and I want to not crash. If I come out on Sunday all in one piece, than everything else will be gravy.
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OK... I sorta vowed to stop any blogging about political stuff, because it totally depresses me. But I have a few comments about bills winding their way through congress, as well as the so-called Stimulus. Here are my thoughts, for what it's worth:
*The President says repeatedly that the so-called Stimulus "saved or created" X amount of jobs. Here is an illustration of how Washington "saves or creates" jobs:
Let's say that you want to buy a tent that normally costs $300.00, but it's on sale for $250.00. As an added bonus, you get a mail in rebate for $50.00. Sounds like a good deal, so you buy the tent. But your spouse ain't so happy about it, so to justify it you say that you "saved or created $100.00 with the purchaces of this tent." Because you saved fifty with it being on sale, and you created fifty when you got the check for the mail-in rebate... irregardless of the fact that you spent $200.00 on the tent. That is the math of Washington D.C.
And, don't forget, this is the same way we're gonna save money with any medical insurance reform.
*I have said it before and I will say it again: The Carbon Tax bill (AKA Cap and Trade) is going to do to this recession what the Smoot-Hawley protectionist bill did to the recession of 1929: That is, turn it into a Great Depression.
*Insurance reform is great... as long as you never get sick. Look, of all the bills going through Congress these days, this is the one that worries me the most. The fact of the matter is that we are a family that is living with MS. I received an e-mail from the National MS Society, and they were all gung-ho about this bill, and were practically singing hosannas for Obama and Socialized Medicine.
Do they really thing that all the MS patients are going to get Tysabri? Really? Let me tell you what MS patients will get under the ObamaCare plan: They'll get a pat on the head and they'll get hospice. There won't be and 3rd generation treatments, and all research will grind to a halt. It will be a disaster for all those who suffer with a chronic condition, have no doubt.
You really thing this will be free? The only thing free will be the pasture that they set all the old and sick people into for them to die. This bill is a disaster.
Yes, I think it's terrible that so many people don't have insurance. But the fact of the matter is that a large part of the uninsured are illegally in this nation. Another large part of the uninsured are in no need to shell out a lot of money for health insurance, since they're young and fit and don't need it.
Lastly, the two biggest problems with medical insurance is 1) rampant and runaway costs from litigation and 2) we expect all our insurance to pay for everything all the time.
About the last thing... do we expect our auto insurance to pay for an oil change or a tune up? Who are we to think that medical insurance should do the same?
Why don't we do small step reform of medical insurance and see where that goes, why do we need to overhaul what is without a doubt the greatest health delivery system in the world... or, at the minimum, the least worst of all the alternatives. The reason why the Democrats need this massive overhaul is because they want to control the behavior of Americans. Once you have the national government in charge of health costs, everything becomes a health issue and every part of our behavior can be regulated because it affects the bottom line... not just smoking, but what you eat and when and what you do on a daily basis. Make no mistake, the allure of controling the lives of individuals is to tempting a target for many in DC.
*I am convinced that the Democrats not only like a minimum wage, they absolutely are agitating for a maximum wage. And that wage would be the much talked about $250,000. I am convinced they want to have every penny that people make above that amount. The thing is, I don't begrudge the rich. The "rich" are also known as employers and small business owners. When you soak the rich you end jobs, pure and simple.
And I hate to say it, but the policies of the president are not going to succeed. Not because I say this and I don't like him and I'm a hater and want to see him fail, it's not that... it won't succeed because everytime that Socialism is tried, it has failed. And we're trying Socialism on a massive scale.
It will fail.
*Any energy plan, may it be cap and trade or a carbon tax or whatever, that does not include Nuclear Power will fail. Nuclear is the safest, greenest, cleanest, most reliable alternative to Oil. And that we won't even consider it is criminal.
France is 60% Nuclear.
Also, why can Iran have Nuclear Power but we can't?
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Hard Ride Last Night...
I decided to do the ride since I worked yesterday during the day, and the kids were at the grandparents. So, I rolled out for the ride.
Saw Robert there, saw a few others that I see on Saturday. I saw Chrissy Ruiter, she's a pro that rides for Value Act Capital. We worked together for a while, then she left to go do the racing thing. She's a strong rider, knows to ride at the front, and she takes her pulls. I was glad to be able to ride with her one time.... we worked together alot and we talked cycling, but I never rode with her.
So, this ride is the same as all the other Tuesday or Thursday Nooner rides, as we head north and do the Bridges loop, and then come back in on the road to Shevlin. I've done this road a zillion times, and I should know it as well as the back of my hand.
The ride is super hard. Crazy Hard. It is flat out the whole time, at least it was the last time I did this ride. We hit the climb out of Shevlin going flat out... I had a good position, and I went right to the front because I was thinking that if I got dropped, I would drift back about 20 places and catch the tail of this group. But I actually led this climb over the top, and I then tucked into the group and rode tempo, took my pulls, and stayed at the front.
I noticed that guys tried to sneak off the front, and breaks would try to get away. But they got reeled in.
We rolled along, and we hit one hill that was not too hard, a real sprinters hill, that has a climbing turn going up and to the left, and then the right, and then an immediate descent onto a flat and fast road. I sorta got gapped on the climb, and there was a bit of work to be done to get back with the group. I got a small group, and we bridged, that was good.
But just as I got to the group, there was a bad crash. My friend Robert went down really hard. I guess he misfired a shift, his chain skipped, and he went over the front of the bars hard, barrel rolling on his right side and then ending up in a heap on the road. His jersey looked like was put through a shredder, his right elbow like it was through a meat grinder. There was a lot of blood, but no broken bones. He looked dazed as he sat there, but he was lucid and was talking with us the whole time. Someone had a cell phone, and we called his wife to come pick him up.
That could have been a lot worse than it was. As it was, it was bad. I hate crashes, everything about them. It's been a long time since someone went down on a training ride, and this one was bad... bad memories will linger... the smell of skidding tires, the sight of a twisted body flopping to the ground in such a violent manner, the splatter of blood. I wince thinking about it.
For me, it is as close to war as I will every hopefully see.
I'm just glad Robert is gonna be OK. He's a big strong guy who looks like a linebacker when you see him, and I think his body mass helped to keep from any bones breaking. I hope he makes it back out for the race, as I think he is going to do Cascade, and I hope it doesn't stop him.
It took about fifteen minutes to get going again. The group slowly rolled out, and there was a light tempo until the highway, and then when we crossed. Basically, a half dozen plus got gapped off by the traffic, and we waited on the other side for them, which meant that we were going pretty slow for another couple of miles.
Innes Market was slow the whole way, in that we were around 25 and no one was under stress to stay on. We were headed for Bridges, and I was second wheel at the time... and I missed the freaking turn. I was so mad. I was with Omer Kem, a pro who rides for Bissell. He doesn't know the road, so I can't blame him. I know the road, and I should have known better. I basically didn't see the sign since we were going into the setting sun.
Omer and I turned around. At this point, you see the difference between a plunker like myself and a pro... Omer rejoined the group before the descent, and I chased my butt off and didn't get back on for a long, long while.
And I really am no fan of this hill, either. Bridges has a way of kicking my butt. I don't know what it is... I get suckered by this hill everytime. You fly into it, going from a descent, and running right into the hill off a descending corner, and I totally want to big ring that climb. But on the hill, as it turns up an to the right, the steepness kicks in and there is no way to finish that in the big ring, but by then I'm stuck in a bad gear, and I get gapped off so many times.
Today was no different. The group rode away from me, and by the time I got to the top, I was way off. So, I was in chase mode, and I needed to do what I can to get back on.
On the straight and flat section, I was totally in TT mode. I felt like I was going OK, but there was no way to catch the group, they were too fast. On the descent, I made some time, and I saw the group go into Tumalo, and I thought that if they get stuck waiting for traffic, then I can get 'm. They did get stuck, and I had a clear path to them across the highway, and I was able to just get on as they were on the road toward OB Riley.
That was fortuitous. On the Johnson climb, I went right to the front. I felt bad, and I didn't think I could make it over with 'em, but I was gonna fight the whole way. I was gonna get dropped from the front, not yo-yoing off the back.
But I stayed with 'em over the first two climbs, and the hardest part, I just made it. I was feeling pretty happy to do that, and I could feel the rush of being on the front with a good group just pulling me along.
At the last hill before descending into Shevlin, I pretty much felt like I was playing with the house's money, and that anything beyond blowing up like an overwound top would be sweet. I got a few pulls in, and then I took a big one, gave it all I had, and I just popped. I came right off the group, and I was about 200 meters from the top, but the group just rode away from me. There was nothing to do about it, it was my time.
I soft peddled back in with a few others, but I was thinking of Robert. I hope he's OK. I really like riding with him, he's one of my favorite guys in the group riders here in Bend. That was a tough break to go down like that, but I think he'll be fine.
Any crash you walk away from is a good crash... and we've all been there and had bad crashes, it's part of being a cyclist.
"Trust Me.... I'm A Blogger..."
Someone asked me how I think the Tour will go, and we talked about how the next week is going to be pretty pedestrian and that there is nothing really decisive for a few days, and that everything will probably come down to the Ventoux and this Tour will be all about one awesome stage... my co-worker said "are you sure about that?"
That's when I busted out the above mentioned line.
...The above shown shoes belong to Mark Cavendish, and he is all about the green these days. Not in the money sense, but in the sense that the color designates the leader of the sprints competition. But I guess it will bring him a lot of money in the long run... hopefully not to the point where he bails on Columbia, and I don't think that will happen, because he talks about how much the team management has helped him out to be the sprinter he is today. I know he needs to be paid, he needs to make his coin. But I hope he doesn't roll to some flashy outfit just for the money. He will make his money mostly on endorsements, really. The annual salary for cyclists is tiny compared to Football or Basketball, but they make up for that in endorsements, and there will be plenty of cheese for Cav when the big companies come calling... and they will.
I read an article on VeloNews.com that was headlined as follows: Cav Responds To Racist Allegations. I sorta gulped and had a knock in the stomach as to what that would be... well, it was a whole lot of nothing, but here is the nut graf:
This is so dumb. Since when is being a cheese-eating surrender monkey a race? Are the french a certain race? Really? You frenchies are such dolts. Part of it is whining from the French because, really, they suck at cycling right now. Well, they did have two stage wins, but these guys have not won this race in almost 25 years, they are really an embarassment to the sport that they helped to start. That's part of it, and Cav is right that they're whining because they can't touch him. And I sorta like Cav for these comments. Basically, he wants to win in the worst way. He gets an attitude that no one will come around him if he gets the right leadout, and I like that. As a fan of the sport, I like that he tells the truth when asked a question, and he just speaks his mind. Does what he says bother me? Heck no. Cav will be Cav... and the guy backs it up out on the road, and that is all that matters.Cavendish also said he was a bit anxious during the stage Wednesday when he saw several top sprinters seemingly conspiring on how to beat him.
“I saw all the big sprinters talking and it was worrying me a bit,” he said. “But I said to the guys, all we have to do is to what we do best, and that’s stay together, stay confident and stay focused, and the guys did it.”
The Columbia rider’s morning also started off on the wrong foot with an article published in French sports paper L’Equipe quoting an anonymous French rider who claimed that Cavendish had used derogatory terms towards French riders in the race, and that his arrogance was getting on their nerves.
“Cavendish is racist, he's anti-French,” the anonymous rider reportedly said. “He should be careful. We're not going to put up with his attitude much longer.”
However Cavendish laughed off attempts to discredit him, saying those who couldn’t beat him on the bike might be attempting to defeat him using other methods.
“It was an anonymous French rider and an anonymous author,” Cavendish said. “I just had to laugh at that. I’ve got to take it as a compliment that they keep on criticizing my riding. They are trying to make shit for something else. You know, I have a lot of friends who are French. I made an effort this winter to learn French so I could do interviews. I’m still not confident to speak it, but I can understand it perfectly to answer the questions.
“I just have to laugh about this,” he continued. “I don’t know where it’s come from. I don’t know why it’s come about. What can I do but let people read it how they want to read it? You can’t stop it. I can’t apologize for something I haven’t said. If they want to make shit up, at least have the decency to have the name of the rider who said it, and the author of the article. I just brush it off.”
Cavendish didn’t hesitate to admit that he rubs some riders the wrong way, but said that’s just his personality, and it might be personal, but it’s nothing nationally motivated.
“I get a little hotheaded sometimes, but it's irrelevant the nationality of the rider when you get arsey at someone,” Cavendish said. “When you're a rider with a public profile, you can't be friends with everybody, it's going to be like that. For sure I'm going to get arsey at some lad, because I'm an asshole. But their nationality, and what they look like or where they come from, is irrelevant.”
Sunday, July 12, 2009
First Week Wrap-Up of The Tour
First of all, I didn't do a review of the last two Pyrennean stages since, as far as I was concerned, they were basically the same. There was nothing decided, there was no shaking out of the GC, and there was very little drama. The reason for that is the same for both stages: The finish was too far from the last summit.
The mountains, and particularly the Pyrennes, can be very dramatic and decisive, but except for one stage, that was not the case. Yesterday, the climbs were all good ones, and the were three that were rated. But the finish was 45 clicks from the end. There was a regroupment, and those who were on the break early on survived to contest the stage, but the challengers just looked at each other.
And then today, the stage had two epic climbs in the Aspin and the Tourmalet... the latter being a pure monster of a climb. But, it was about 70 clicks from the finish... all downhill or flat. Again, everyone regouped, the leaders and the contenders and those who are place-holders (I'm looking at you, Nocentini) all finished together and nothing was decided. Nothing.
The thing is when you have the Aspin and Tourmalet together with, say, Luz Ardiden you have something awesome... they call it the ring of death. They used it in 2003, 2001, 1990 and 1986 for some amazing results. But today, those climbs were neutralized because they distance from the finish. Pro's can make up that distance, even sprinters... which is why you saw Oscar Friere leading home the main group of finishers.
When I gave my Tour preview, I said that this Tour would be awesome.... and that it would suck. This is why I said it would suck. The Pyrennes were going to have very little outcome on this race.
Why did the Tour designers do this? I think they want everyone guessing till the last big stage, the one up the Ventoux. This is why you have one summit finish in the Alps, and two that finish off the top, but not nearly as far as they did today. The guys who drew up this race wanted to have a final battle on the Ventoux, and right now it is starting to shape up that way... and that sorta sucks, because you have three weeks of so-so racing (and, let's be honest here, the Arcalis battle did not do it for me. Not at all. That should have been high drama, but the decisive attack came with only three K to go, and it did not sort out the race. The thing that stage sorted out was Cancellara, and we knew that was gonna happen.)
So, where is the GC as we enter the Rest Day? Let's go over that with a fine tooth comb and see what we have:
10) Vicenzo Nibali (Liquigas) +1:54
I think that Nibali can keep his top ten, and that would be a good result for him. Look for him to try to leap over Tony Martin for the White Jersey competition. Basically, all that Nibali has had to do is follow wheels to this point, and he has done a great job of that. He has no chance to win, but he can win this race someday in the future... like, three or four years down the road. Because he's gonna have to wait for Contador to fall off his peak form. And when that happens, there will be a lot youngsters to take his place... Nibali, Martin, Wiggins, Schleck and a kid from Colorado who might be better than all of 'em. Kid goes by the name of Phinney. Maybe you heard of him...
9) Andy Schleck (Saxo Bank) +1:49
Andy has animated the group in this race, and he has proven that he could be the second best climber out there, as he was the only one able to respond to Contador at Arcalis. Andy is my prerace fave to win this race (and I really picked him because he was not named Contador or Lance) and he is in a good position for this race. This is his first year in team leadership, and I think he has hadled it well. I think he will podium in this race, and that he can win this race in the future. He has a bright future in this sport, and he has too much talent to be denied eventual greatness... just not this year.
8) Christian VandeVelde (Garmin) +1:24
Christian is where he should be, all things considered. I think he is looking to get on the podium, and so far he has shown he can follow the right wheels. His TT and TTT were solid, and he is looking to leapfrog a few guys, and I think that is totally possible. He won't win, and I don't see him ever winning this race, but he is good enough to be in the top three, maybe snag a stage win some year... maybe this year. He could animate a stage like the one to Colmar. That will be a good stage because the Colmar stage is gonna be held without radios, and it's hilly and hard and the day before a stage with a mountain finish. Lance is already pissing and moaning about the lack of radios for that stage. This is where I get annoyed with Lance.. he is too plugged in to the team car, and he is too robotic of a racer. Race radios have to go, and if things are lively on the Colmar stage, than maybe they will go.
7) Tony Martin (Columbia) +1:00
The term they use right for Tony Martin is revelation. He has been one of the revelations of this race, and you have to think that for Columbia, they are gonna rally around him, not Kim Kirchen. Tony has proven skills: Strong TT, Strong climber. He doesn't have the explosiveness of the great climbers, but for a rookie in his first Tour, he shows grace and calmness out on the road. He can podium, that's how good he is. But I mostly see him in the fourth or fifth hole, wearing the White Jersey at the end of the race. He can win this race, as he is one of the future stars of the sport, without a doubt. In two to three years, we'll be calling this the Tony Martin era...
6) Andreas Kloden (Astana) +0:54
Kloden is on the downside of his career, and his best years are behind him, but he is having a great Tour so far... mostly because he benefited from a strong TTT and ITT. Kloden will be the super domo for Astana in the last week, him and Levi. The future for both of them is the same in my opinion: On the outside looking in. Podium is attainable, but I don't see it. Basically, they have a front row seat to the greatest battle in this sport since the 86 Tour, and that's about it. Kloden will never win this race, he was caught up in the Armstrong/Contador era, and his time has come and gone.
5) Bradley Wiggins (Garmin) +0:46
What I said about Tony Martin and Nibali, you can say about this ex-trackie. He has nothing but a bright future ahead of him. The only thing to think about now for him, is how does he and CVV work it out so that they get at least one Garmin rider on the podium. They have a card to play that has to be of concern for Astana. Because of that, I again look to Colmar and think that Garmin and Columbia are both savvy enough teams to do damage there. But for Bradley now, I think that battling for the top five is a good goal. In the future, there will be a battle royal with him and four other guys, and he is someone who can come out on the top step after three weeks in July.
4) Levi Leipheimer (Astana) +0:39
What I said about Kloden you can almost cut and paste into Levi. As much as I like him, he is not gonna win this race... now or any other time. He's a great rider, but he is a guy destined to ride for other, greater riders.... like Lance, like Alberto. He can podium, that is attainable. That, of course, would secure his nickname for all time... Mr. Third Place.
3) Lance Armstrong (Astana) +0:08
Lance is starting to make a believer out of me, only in the sense that he has been there and been very strong when it counts. I still have this aching suspicion that he will blow up spectacularly at some point, and tumble all the way out of the GC... maybe to Verbier? I just have my doubts about at guy who is four years removed from this race.
But Lance will not dominate a single stage in the way he did at Sestriere in 99, or at Hautacam in 2000, or at Alpe D'Huex in 2001. Those days are over. He has lost the edge off his explosiveness on the climbs, and just barely is able to gap guys off right now... not drop them, not blow them away and totally humiliate them, not ruin their careers. But I will say this about Lance: He is the hardest man out there. Alberto is the best rider, the best climber, but he can be owned by Lance's sheer force of will and mega-ego. That is where Alberto is lacking, the killing drive to destroy on the bike. Because of this, and because the Tour is starting to look less decisive in the run up to the Ventoux, Lance can win. I don't think he does, I think he podiums. And I also think he never wins this race again, even if he comes back next year. He ain't getting any younger, the last I checked.
2) Alberto Contador (Astana) +0:06
Alberto is the best climber, the best time trialist of the climbers, and the most explosive climber. He has all the tools to win this race... unless Lance gets in his head and does some cleaning. That said, I still think he wins this race, and I think that when it's all said and done, we will say "well, of course it ended that way... did we really think it would end any other way." I also think that Alberto has two or three other good looks at this race before his climbing legs lose the Super Mario Brothers Turbo Boost effect. And when that happens, and it will, he will be a very savvy rider, and he might get by on guts and willpower alone... in the same way that Lance is right now.
1) Rinaldo Nocentini (Ag2r-La Mondial)
You know how well I know this guy? I had to flip to the results screen at cyclingnews.com threre times to get the correct spelling of his name. Nocentini is career worker bee type rider who, although he is 31, has never ridden a race till this year. He is out of his league, he has a team that is out of it's league, and he basically playing with the house money at this point. At some point in the third week, it will become crystal clear that he has been swimming in the deep end for far too long, and he will come undone in a very spectacular way... and he will tumble all the way out of the GC. This probably happens at Vittel, or Colmar, but definately at Verbier. But until then, he gets alot of PR and alot of press and his team rides at the front all day and they defend that jersey as long as they can. Rinaldo knows he's just renting it at this point....
But maybe I'm wrong. Maybe he guts it out on Verbier and then delivers the ride of his life at Ventoux. But if that happens, and don't bet tomorrow's eggs on it, then it would be the most shocking upset in Tour history... greater than LeMond in 89. Greater than Periero in 06. The single biggest upset in our sport. Which is why won't happen.
this ain't the Milan High School of Hoosiers we're talking about... no super tight short-shorts and black hi-tops, as a bunch of country boys go to the wire to beat a team of future NBA players in the Indiana State Championships. The Ventoux is too long to be able to ride above your pay grade for 21 clicks, holding off the combined forces of The Dark Side.... er, Astana. At some point, you're Anaerobic Threshold takes over, your own natural wattage capacity kicks in, and you realize that you do not have the talent to pull this off... at which point he will explode like an overwound top.
But it will be a good ride until then. Soak it in, because you will never be here again. This is your career at this point, Rinaldo. This is what you will be talking about when you bounce your grandkids on your knees and point to a faded yellow jersey above the mantle.
Friday, July 10, 2009
Bloggin' Idaho Style... And a Recap of The Tour Today
The drive out is long, about five hours. Five hours of long, hot driving. I got AC, sure, but it still sucks to cross the desert. Some people think that there is a beauty in the simplicity, but I find it a boring and featureless chore to drive.
Anyways... The Tour. I went to Thump, a coffee house in downtown to watch the race. I don't have cable, or I would just roll out of bed and watch it wearing the jammies. The place was packed, there was standing room only. That is total Lance Effect, because last year, it was just die hard roadies, and I bellied up to the bar for stages. Not today. I was lucky to have a booth with a partially obstructed view and very little volume. I could see what was going on, but I could barely hear it. Fortunately, I know the riders by face, and I don't need a scorecard to tell who's who and what's going on.
I arrived with about 40 miles to go in the race, and with the group of nine off the front. I had no idea how long they had been there, but I could tell right away that no one from Astana was there, and then the main group had Astana, Garmin and Saxo-Bank chasing. They were all strung out, the group snaking down the road as they were trying to bring it all back. The gap was around 12:00, and it seemed to stay there for about an hour that I saw.
I then found out they had been on the attack since about 20 clicks in. Maybe Astana was thinking that this would come back on it's own, that once they hit a decent climb, the lead would shrink. I don't know. But I really think it was idiotic to not have at least a Rubiera or a Zubeldia or a Popo in the group. Just when I think that Bruyneel is the Phil Jackson of Cycling, this happens.
So, Astana was in chase mode. On the Arcalis, the gap came down pretty fast. Ten, then eight, then five minutes. Pretty rapid closure, and I thought it was gonna be over soon. But the group seemed to dangle out there. The tempo being set by Astana seemed pretty mild, sure guys were getting the drop, but it was not a wholesale whittling of the group as I thought it would be. Popo was setting the initial tempo, and he seemed pretty comfortable.
I guess the idea was to have a strong enough tempo to shed a lot of guys, but not strong enough to drop a lot and to lull the others into thinking they can attack. Then Astana would counter, hopefully launching a small group of Lance and Contador with one or two others. But the expected counter attacks didn't come till too late.
When the needed counter came, it was Cadel Evans. But his attack was really weak, and it was closed in a hurry. The next attack was Cadel's domo, I forget his name, and that was a dump move... he got out there, dangled a bit, and then Contador just ripped past him.
This was about three clicks to go, and I could sense that Contador had enough of this and his acceleration was fierce. His gapped off everyone immediately, it was a huge gap. His ability to suddenly change tempo and to force the pace is why he will win the race.
My guy, Andy Schleck, tried to counter Contador, but it didn't work. Andy floated back to the group.
What was Astana thinking? I think they wanted to have that dude in the Yellow jersey. He's a total no-hoper, he won't win this race. But Astana doesn't want to protect the jersey until the next uphill finish of stage 15. They want another team to be caretaker of the jersey, so that they do all the work of chasing every little break and keeping the group together in the long, rolling intermediary stages before the Alps.
I guess this is a good strategy, and it plays in to the tried and true method of resting and preserving the guys till you really need them. I get that. But the thing is, Astana looked timid out there, they didn't look like the American League All Star Team out there (I was going to say the New York Yankees, but the fact of the matter is that the Astana team is made of nine guys who would be leaders in their own rights, and this team is as close to an all star team as you will ever see in cycling. Plus, I hate the Yankees)
Timid losses races, timid is not what you want to see with the Greatest Show on Pavement. We want to see Lance and Alberto going one-two to the summit of Arcalis... like LeMond and Hinault one-two at Alpe D'Huez. Maybe that happens in week three on The Ventoux, maybe not. But right now, the showdown in Andorra was a bit underwhelming.
I won't second guess Johan, he is a great DS.
What does tomorrow hold? Three rated climbs, but not HC's and it finishes 40 K from the last summit. I don't expect a big shaking out at all, and I think that the top ten will look the same.
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Tour in Barcelona.
Today was a good day in The Tour. Many thought that it would be a bit so-so with the real race starting tomorrow, at Arcalis. But the weather, and just enough hills, made it dramatic.
It was finished off by a really good rider, Thor Hushovd. He's not the pure sprinter that Cav is, but he's a very smart and strong, and played a very strategic hand today. Today ended on a hill, in Barcelona (the same finishing circuit as at the 92 Olympics, on Montjuic.) but that pitch was not enough to be decisive, and the strong sprinters were hanging around at the end.
There also wasn't a decisive split in the group, as most of the contenders were finished together with the first group. There were stragglers, guys who hit the deck during the race. Guys like Boonen and Michael Rogers. Which sucks, because I wanted to see Rogers do well this year. Rogers is a good guy, a strong rider who has Tour potential, but a guy who has poo for luck. He crashes or has an injury or something happens, and his Tour has gone south once again. Sucks for him.
A guy I really like this year, Tony Martin, is still hanging around the GC, and I hope he makes a bit of noise tomorrow, that would be nice.
But tomorrow, on the whole will be just awesome. The finish on Arcalis is being billed as the most decisive stage so far. Absolutely it is. For sure Cancellara is done wearing yellow, and for sure there will be a showdown, and I will bet what is left of my kids college savings that an Astana rider will be leading this race by the end.
Here's what the stage looks like:

Who will be the last guy standing? That remains to be seen.
What does Astana do? They basically have this race in control right now. Definately look for Astana riders to go in every break. There will be an early break, and expect either Popovich, Zubeldia or Kloden to be in it. If it's a late break over the cat. 2 Serra Seca, look for Leipheimer to get in it.
What this will do is take the pressure off of Astana to chase any breakaways. That means that Silence-Lotto, Saxo-Bank, Liquigas and the others will need to chase. Then, at Arcalis, Astana will take over and they will roll the most amazing Pain Train all the way to the top.
You will see whoever is left of Astana mass at the front, and they will lay down the most rediculous tempo, that guys will fall off the back, their Tours all over. I mean, it will be so hard, guys like me watching it on TV will be redlining the HR...
Then look for a small group of Armstrong and Contador and whoever is left to finish the last five K... and expect Contador and Lance to go the last two K, battling till the end. Expect Contador to win, he is the stronger rider, but either way, it will be a battle. I think Lance is gonna be there, I do.
(at this point, I haven't yet drank the Kool Aid, but it is sitting in the glass on the table, next to the dinner plate... it is iced and refreshing, and I am reaching for it at this point... )
A couple things about today:
That means that guys were killing themselves to stay with the lead group.I'm looking forward to the stage tomorrow... and I'm going to a coffee shop to watch it with a friend from work. Should be epic.
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Tuesday Nooner
So, heading out to Shevlin, we picked up two guys, and one was a teammate of Matthew's... and these two guys were really eager to pull today. They were on the front alot. I mean, I would pull a bit, feel the legs turning really good, and before I knew it, one of 'em would come around me going a couple mph's faster, and I was groveling to get back on his wheel. And it went on like this all day. I never felt a moment of rest.
I felt like I was climbing well today, all things considered. No ill effects. I again tackled OB Riley and Archie Briggs, instead of coming back through Shevlin. I need to ride Briggs so often because it will be so crucial during the CSR.
Not much else to report right now... man, I'm tired. I just finished working on a bike for a friend, something I had been putting off for a long time. Yes, I was procrastinating. I hate that. But I just didn't want to start because I hate to think of all the time and effort involved, and I start to think of how it will be so much effort to get it done, and that it might not get done in less than two hours, and that I'll have a mess to clean up, and that my hands will get dirty, and that my clothes will stink, and basically all the other lame excuses one can think of. So, I think of other things I can do, and I don't start the project.
Mostly because I know that when I start a project I don't want to stop until it's done. I throw myself into, mostly because I want it to be done. For me, the flip side of procrastinating is that I'm super focused when I'm doing it.
But I need to get to bed. I'm tired.
The Team Time Trial
I predicted an Astana win... check.
But I also predicted that LA would be in Yellow by the end of the day.... eh, not so much.
Basically, Lance and Fabian Cancellara are tied for the lead... with a fraction of a second going to Fabian. I don't know how the race officials determined that, but they did. My inner hater thinks that this was a dork move toward Lance. I would not be surprised to find out that Fabian somehow got gifted a half second. Would not surprise me a bit. Remember, the Tour organizers like Lance about as much as I like Benny Beaver (who, by the way is the mascot of Oregon State. I guess I could have gove with as much as I like *___________* but I couldn't think of anyone that I dislike as much as the Tour organizers dislike Lance. The Tour organizers, ASO, burn with dislike for him. They have done all they can to discredit his victories, to tarnish his lagacy. Of course, it doesn't help that the last time a Frenchie won the Tour was 1985... the year I graduated from high school. But I digress)
I'm also not a conspiracy theory nutjob... but this smells like a dork move.
So, here was the breakdown of the top five on the day:
1) Astana
2) Garmin
3) Saxo Bank
4) Liquigas
5) Columbia-HTC
I'm only going five deep since after fifth there was a huge drop off in terms of time.
Here's GC:
1) Cancellara (Saxo-Bank)
2) Armstrong (Astana) s.t.
3) Contador (Astana) +00:19
4) Kloden (Astana) +00:23
5) Leipheimer (Astana) +00:31
Of course, when you win the TTT, you get to lock up a large chunk of front end of the GC. Here are the significant GC challengers as of today. And it shouldn't change that much before Friday:
12) VandeVelde (Garmin) +1:16
16) Rogers (Columbia-HTC) +1:32
20) A. Schleck (Saxo-Bank) +1:41
29) Sastre (Cervelo) +2:44
35) Evans (Silence) +2:59
72) Menchov (Rabobank) +3:52
It's over for Menchov, he lossess time in bunches, and doesn't have the ability to get it back in bunches, that ain't his game. Same with Evans. These two are grinders when it comes to the mountains, they get into a gear, and they grind it all day at the same rate and they hope to wear guys down. The plus side to that kind of riding is that if you are on form, you ride hard enough that no one can attack you, and then you thump guys in the TT's. The downside is what you see now: Losing time in the TT's, without being about to make up the difference in the mountains. The greatest grinder of all time was Indurain, and he was able to grind his way to five straight Tour wins. It's an ugly, mechanical style that can be effective with the right rider. Just not this year. Other grinders on this list are Leipheimer, and Kloden. But since they will act as support riders in the mountains, their GC plans are not negotiable.... they'll be grinding away for LA and Contador, not for personal glory.
The others... LA, Alberto, Sastre, Schleck... are more explosive in the mountains, having the ability to violently change tempo in the mountains. That is why the winner will be one of those guys.
More on this stage and what to expect as we move on... I gotta take the kids swimming.
Monday, July 6, 2009
I Have Readers?
I had one question that I will answer. Here it is in part:
So, tell me one thing, what do you think of Boonen? BTW I was on the edge of my seat today, quite unusual for a flat stage.
What do I think of Boonen? Well, I think he shouldn't be in the Tour, as I think his drug use is a real concern. He has a problem, and he needs to address it. I remember reading another guy who said that when you do recreational drugs like coke, you're probably open to doing other drugs as well, such as performance enhancing drugs. Do I think that Boonen is doing CERA or EPO? I don't have any proof, and I would not go so far as to say that he is. I do think that his lifestyle is troubling, and that he needs to check himself.
Let's just say that if I heard he was busted for doing a performance enhancer, I would not be too surprised. (I mean, his hero is Johan Museeuw who was a total doper... but, let's be honest all those racers from the 90's to the mid 2000's were on the juice, and Johan was one of 'em. The reason that Boonen went from US Postal to Quick Step was for Museeuw.) I'm just saying that Boonen is wasting alot of talent with his problems, chief among them being the coke. Boonen is without question the greatest Northern Classics rider of his generation... but he could be so much more. A Boonen not distracted with his legal problems can also challenge Cavendish.... challenge him, not beat him. No one is beating Cav.
Today was a great day, and that moment when Columbia is driving away from the rest of the group, and you see a few hangers on, and one of 'em was Lance... man, that was a special moment. This is why this race is so awesome, and it's also why seeing Lance in it can be so cool. I said before, he has the bike sense, the ability to read a race, that very few have. Certainly not Contador, because where was he? Today was probably one of my all time favorite non-mountain, non-TT stages in memory... and credit Columbia, as they took the race by the scruff of the neck and shook it around a few times. That was awesome.
Awesome Day At The Tour
Oh wait... a lead group got 41 seconds clear? Are you kidding me? That was great bike racing today.
Just when you think that this is all figured out, that you know that all Columbia has to do is sit on the front and ride tempo and then set the Pain Train up with about ten clicks to go, then things got odd...
With a small group off the front, about twelve minutes clear, Columbia got to the front and just railed. They went hard, and tagged back a small escape group in a hurry. That was pure power on display, right there.
You call that a break? Now this is a break.
Yes, he phoned it in.First of all, for a stage that was supposed to be short on drama and long on boredom, it was anything but. That right there, is the Lance Factor. I will give it to Lance for this one thing, he is a smart rider, and he knows the safest place to be in a race is at the front. Remember the '99 Tour, and how he got clear over the Passage Du Gois, when there was a stack of 25 riders piled up and he went clear by five minutes... and alot of leaders were left behind, guys who were challengers but never had a chance after that? I think of that stage today, because today was Lance being Lance, in that he was at the front and had his head on a swivel and took advantage of sheer brute force (Columbia's Pain Train) and Circumstances (nasty cross winds) to get 20 seconds in front of Contador.
Secondly, it also means that tomorrow's TTT (Team Time Trial) is gonna mean Lance will be in Yellow. Seriously, you think Contador likes the taste of that one bit?
Astana has the best team, they put four guys in the top ten of the ITT, and they are probably gonna win the TTT. That means LA will be in Yellow. Write it down. You read it here first. Even if they come in second to Garmin (who really, really, really want to win that stage... and can.) he will be in Yellow since they have a minute and thirty over VandeVelde and Millar. Garmin can smoke Astana tomorrow, and Yellow will go to Lance... like I said, you read it here first.
That is a huge coup for Lance. Contador is steaming over this, you know it.
how does the rest of the week shape up? Mostly flat till friday, then the action is on like Donkey Kong when they hit Arcalis, an Out Of Category climb to finish an awesome Pyrennean stage. That will be awesome.
Basically, if LA can hang on there, if he can pull of a miracle and gain time on Alberto, then this race can be won by him.
I've been a big hater of Lance lately, and I am on record as saying he cannot win this race, that he is too old and too out of shape and not the climber he used to be... that this is Alberto's team, and that he is the guy to beat. But then Lance does this today, and he goes out and grabs time when no one else thought you could, and that is what makes Lance so special. He might not be the better climber or total package that Alberto is, but he might be the better bike race.
Irregardless, having a day or three in Yellow will be vindication for Lance, so even if he doesn't win this race, wearing yellow for one last time might be enough to tell all his haters to eat it.
Man... this race is awesome. I love the Tour.
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Stage Two is For The Sprinters
I will say that I am stoked he won. Everyone saw this one coming, because he has the best sprint in the business. He waylaid all the other sprinters, and it wasn't even close. Seriously, he should be able to take a half dozen stages this year, because he is that good.
The thing about a day like today, the first day on the road for the group, is that you need to stay out of trouble, and make it to the line without using up any resources. Mission Accomplished for all the serious GC contenders. There were no real big crashes where a guy losses a minute plus, and everyone finished with the main group. The name of the game is survive and move on, race again tomorrow.
And what about tomorrow? Should be another romp for Cavendish. The stage is the flattest of the Tour, and everyone should be together in one big happy group at the end.
Expect something looking like this:
Which is to say, Cavendish showing the others a clean set of wheels.
Saturday, July 4, 2009
The Art of Time Trialing.
Is not a lot of bike for the wind to look at. That is about the most sleekest set up I have ever seen on a bike. Here's another shot:
(and the guy behind him is Denis Menchov, the winner of the Giro D'Italia, a guy who started a minute and a half behind Fabian. Yea, he was caught for a minute plus...) Compare this with another, Bradley Wiggins, who finished third on the day...
The thing is, that there is not a lot to notice to the untrained eye. But that brakeset sitting out in front, the exposed cables, the clunky hood set up, the "higher" profile aero bars, all of that can potentially mean the difference between first and third on the day... the difference of 20 seconds.Here's a perfect example of a total mess up front for an ITT set up. We have Oscar Friere, a sprinter who's riding his regular road bike with bolted on bars:
Seriously, the problem here is that Oscar could care less about his result, he only cares about making out of the day so he can start tomorrow and be there at the end for the sprint finish. But his set up is a total disaster. He started with his regular bike, as I said, drop bars and all, cables everywhere, lots of stuff out front for the wind to be caught up in. Just a mess.One more example, here's Ballan:
Again, cables are exposed, among other things, like the brakeset. Go back and compare that picture with Cancellara... and you see how he spent so much more time paying attention to his setup... or, I should say, how his tech's spent that time. Attention to detail was the difference for victory for him. No doubt.One last look at Fabian:
Not much to look at from the front, and then his job is to just rail this TT and deliver the goods... his tech's did a great job of getting him into the right bike and the right position for the win.Half this victory goes to them.
OK... I saw this picture at work, this is the winning TT Bike from a different angle.
this is the cycling equivalent of a hot knife slicing through warm butter.
Today's Ride
Probably the biggest issue on the day, really, was the noise from the chain. I, like all true roadies, aspire to have my bike be downright silent when out on a ride. Any noise, any click or whirr or sundry interruption, is an offense. And today, my bike was downright offensive. I have switched lubes twice this year. I started with the dry White Lightning lube (The Clean Ride formulation), mostly because the only thing worse than a noisy drivetrain is a dirty one, and with WL the the drive stays very clean. I just find it totally worn off after one ride, or about two hours. This is annoying. And by worn off, I mean you hear a chorus of birds eminating from the drive, from the where the pulley wheels wrap the chain. I hate that chirping.
I don't know if it's the dry, dusty air of the High Desert, or what. But I need to make a change.
So, this last week I tried the White Lightning Epic Lube. It's a wet formulation, not wax based like the White Lightning Clean Ride. The first ride, by the end, it was chirping. But today, by about an hour, it was the worst sort of cacophony of chirps and squeaks. And that I was alone and that was all I could hear was the worst of it. At least with a a group, your sound blends in sometimes.
So, I don't know... maybe I need to dump more on, wipe less off. If anyone has a recomendation, I'm all for it.
The Tour Opens...
1 Cancellara 19:32 R
2 Contador +00:18 R
3 Wiggins +00:19 D
4 Kloden +00:22 R
5 Evans +00:23 C
6 Leipheimer +00:30 R
7 Kreuziger +00:32 C
8 Martin +00:33 D
9 Nibali +00:37 C
10 Armstrong +00:40 R
Here are my thoughts:
*The first amazing thing I see is that Astana has Contador, Kloden, Leipheimer, and Armstrong in the top ten. Amazing. There is no doubt that they are the strongest team, and by the time of the Team Time Trial, you will see all four of those guys in the top five. I'm stunned by the strength of that team. You have to be.
*Kruziger and Nibali put in good rides, but don't expect them to challenge the top of the GC, and in fact a top ten by either guy is asking alot.
*Wiggins is a great rider, comes from the track, and a stage win here would have been stellar. But you gonna top Cancellara? The best TT rider of his generation? No way.
*Contador is so for real. He was second, and that was as good as a win for him. He was basically racing to tell his team: Get behind me. I'm the guy. And they will, because he is.
*Wanted to see Zabriskie (13th +00:47) or VandeVelde (17th +00:57) in the top ten, but not happening. VandeVelde might be riding into form. Basically, Garmin needs to be second to Astana on the TTT. They can do it. On form, based on today's result the TTT goes Astana, Saxo Bank, Garmin. No, not Liquigas... they're 3 and 4 guys were no where.
*Biggest surprise: Wiggins. He could win one of these one day... maybe this year at the end of the race, who knows? The word is he can climb and he could be in the top ten at the end.
*Tony Martin... stud.
*Biggest disappointment: Armstrong. Yea, I know he's just happy to be there. I heard that. BUT... you know he wanted to have a time that made Contador doubt himself, make him eye Lance with suspicion across the dinner table. But Lance's time just said I will be the best domo in the history of this race. And nothing more.
*Pretty much every other team would love to have Kloden, Leipheimer or Armstrong leading the team, not playing superdomo. For real. You think that Ag2R, Lampre, Milram, or Katusha (just to name a few off the top of my bald dome) wouldn't sell their collective soul for a Kloden? I know they would.
*Menchov is done. He was 53rd, and a Led Zeppelin song back of Fabian.
*Oscar Pereiro. Remember him? The winner of the '06 tour? He was 58th and a bus ticket behind. I have said it once and I will say it everyday till the day I take a dirtnap... Oscar is the most undeserving Tour "winner" in the history of this race. The '06 Tour should be scratched from the record books, just totally forgotten about. And he knows it. Oscar knows that he is not deserving... which is why no one but him thinks of him as a contender or a victor... goodness, that Tour was the worst.
*And here is another known fact: Last year's winner (a guy I actually really like) Carlos Sastre was 21st at +01:06... and does anyone doubt that he is almost as lucky as Pereiro? If Astana was in last year's race, he doesn't win. Circumstances. Yes, I know. But he at least is deserving in the sense that his body of work shows he was always there, always in the top five, always near the top. But you know Contador would have rolled him up.
*SRAM put 5 guys in the top ten, and won the stage. Make no doubts, there is a war in components going on right now, and has been all year long. In the old days (just a couple of years ago...) it was probably 60/40 Campagnolo v. Shimano. Now, two years into the SRAM introduction, they have turned the road component group upside down. Campy put three guys in the top ten, Shimano two. SRAM has half the top ten and the stage wins. They are busting out the bubbly in Chicago, the worldwide HQ for SRAM... but they have a couple of cases of it, becuase they foresee many stage wins and a complete dominance of the GC. Count on it.
*Monte Carlo is such a classy place to open a race... so much better than the so-called theme park of Futuroscope. What a dump.
Tomorrow is a sprinters stage. And if Cavendish does not win, it will be a total disappointment.
That's it for now.... good lord I love this race. What a good start to what should be a fine Tour.
OK... one last thing. Would you rather have a million dollars...
Or Contador's helmet filled with quarters? (that is the biggest, ugliest helmet I have ever seen... that's all I'm saying...)Friday, July 3, 2009
Friday's Are Easy
We started with five guys, three of whom I have only seen sparingly, and I have not caught their names. I will call 'em Giant Force Guy (as in Giant bike with Force components) Giant Campy Guy (Giant bike with Campy components... you don't see Campy too much out on the rides, and this bike was looking sweet) and Bianchi Guy. These three guys did most of the pulling.
Then there was me and Eric... I believe that's his name. He's a couple of years older than me, skinny as a rail but strong like an Oxen. He can hammer. I've been hummed off his wheel many times.
So, we rolled out to Dodds. Man, it was smoking hot out there. I pulled a few times, relatively short ones, but I let the other guys do most of the work. They seemed to want to ride really hard into the wind and heat, so I let them. But I was getting tired as we turned onto Alfalfa Market.
Literally, I was tasting the heat. I felt that every bit of water I took on was warm, and was having no effect on me. One time we came around a parked truck, and I could taste the heat coming off the van... or was that exhaust fumes? It just felt hot and awful for the most part.
I was struggling to stay on. I did not like the heat today.
When we crossed the Powell Butte Hwy, I thought we would slow down a bit, but the others got right back on their gear, and were in the process of mowing me under. That felt very below average.
I'm starting to rethink the whole thing about riding when it's hot, and maybe I should only go out when it's cooler... like early in the morning. I could do a seven AM ride, and be home by nine and everyone would be happy. Right? I just know that I was not finding the legs or the gear or anything today. It wasn't working for me... and it didn't feel like an easy Friday ride at all.
Thursday, July 2, 2009
*no title*
Anyways, I told a story about when I was in high school, and at one point my brother-in-law (the wicked smart PhD in Geology, the aforementioned Kevin) and his wife (the also wicked smart PhD in Geology, who goes by Jodi) somehow enquired about my hair, and how I wore it in High School. I don’t know how this came up, but it did.
Of course, since I graduated in the mid 80’s, I was totally rocking the mullet. I have pictures to prove it as well. And at one point, I had a perm. (this is where the hair thing came up… because they didn’t believe that I ever had hair long enough to need a perm) Indeed, I did have a perm… curly hair, everything.
The thing is, my mom and my sister told me that having a perm would do wonders to cure my intolerable bed-head, that it would tame my hair, and make it more manageable. Of course, this was the late 70’s (79 to exact) and I guess this is what you did at that time… you got a perm.
My sister and my mom neglected to tell that this meant curls.
So, here I was… a junior high school kid going to school one day with crazy hair…. Long, but crazy. Then the next day, it’s curly. Do you think my classmates noticed at all? Do you think this caused a bit of trauma… sure did. To this day, I will never forget that I had a perm for a long time… long curly hair. I cannot believe it at all.
The thing is, if you know me, you know that I am almost all bald now. What little hair I have now is kept pretty tight, and I shave my head pretty regularly.
Jodi said that she would love to see me have a perm again… and I said that I would be rockin’ a skullet, which is the skull-mullet. Of all the mullet’s, the worst of all. This is because I can’t grow hair in front anymore.
Jodi wanted to know what it would take to grow my hair long, to roll with the Skullet. I told her it would take a new bike.
This is when my Hot Wife freaks out… and she shot me the what the heck are you talking about, we just got you the dream bike you always wanted look. And she just glared at me…
Well, she’s right. I just did get the dream bike, and I love that bike. I mean, I absolutely adore it. In fact, tonight I was cleaning it and getting it ready for whatever ride I have planned for tomorrow (probably gonna do the Archie Briggs stage again… I need to get Archie down. I need to figure out that road.) So, I was cleaning the bike, airing the tires, putting lube on the chain… just giving my bike some lovin’…. and I thought about what I said that day around the campfire.
The thing is, I love my road bike so much, I would love to have the mountain version of this bike, which would be the Scott Scale RC
That is the hard tail mountain bike version of what I roll on the road. That bike is all carbon, with an integrated seat mast.
So, my darling wife… whom I know reads this… what I meant was that if you want to see me wearing my hair long, rockin' a nasty lookin skullet with curls and all, I want to have the all-carbon mountain version of the all-carbon road bike I dearly love.
That’s all I meant.
God Demonstrates His Love For Us...
God demonstrates his love for us,
In that while I had a one inch long cut in the sidewall of my tire,
I didn't have a blowout while ripping a descent at 40 miles an hour.
For surely that would have been The Suck.
(merckx 3:16)
This is how The Bible would have gone if cyclists would have written it. But this is my story of the day.
I started off on the wrong foot (can a cyclist do this?) when I rolled out of the garage and I felt the obvious sensation of riding on the rim. You cannot mistake this, you know it right away. So, fortunately, I was not far away from a new tube and the floor pump. The tube change took all of five minutes, and I was back on the bike, headed for the nooner.
No one was there. That was bad. So, I was on my own. I decided to do a stage of the Cascade Stage Race, the circuit that goes up OB Riley and Archie Briggs (definitely the hardest climbs in the race) I started up Archie, and then did a full circuit, so that I could hit Archie in the mouth twice.
And, yes, I was ripping descents. The descent into OB Riley is fast and curvacious. And the fact of the matter is, a blowout there is a disaster. You're calling in the Life Flight and hoping that you only have a year a of PT ahead.
The second flat was actually very lucky. Seriously, as lucky as flats go. I was at Third and Greenwood, and I was soft pedaling to the light, and it just blew the heck up on me. I was just peddaling along, and BOOM... empty. I was one block from a bike shop. Nice.
I fixed that flat pretty quick as well. That is when I saw the tube sticking out of the tire by about a half centimeter, at least. A piece of tube sticking out is a terrible thing. Just touching it on the pavement is an immediate blow out. Not a slow leaker as all, but a very sudden emptying of the tire that makes for bad handling and nasty consequences. So, to have that blow out as I slow-rolled to the light was very fortuitous.
Like I said, I was totally counting my blessing. All things considered.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Getting Hammered
It all started to look like a small group, as at the start it was just Owen and myself. We talked about riding up to Bachelor. Then Robert Sheasby came by with a friend. Dude is a hammer, and this small leisurely ride up to Bachelor was looking like a death march with everyone groveling on his wheel.
I said "We're thinking about Bachelor."
Sheasby: "OK. I'm easy."
Uh, no Robert... I would never use easy to describe riding with you. You are too purpose driven, and I have seen you just clobber guys. It's like riding behind a motorcycle with you.
Then Eric came by. That made a nice little ride of five. We decided on the normal northerly ride, and we headed out.
I was feeling fine here, and I led things up out of Shevlin. Rober then went into Cannibal mode, and we all tried to get on his wheel. Things went well, including Tyler road. where we swept up one guy, and one of the Doug's also joined up. Again, I felt strong enough, and led a few climbs.
Once on the more northern roads, things just did not seem to agree with me. Suddenly, I was fighting to stay on Robert's wheel. I was struggling, yo-yoing back and forth on wheels. Dropping back to the back, fighting to stay on any wheel.
We had a sprint, and I didn't contest it at all. Then I had to dig to get to the group which was waiting for me. We got back into a team time trial mode, and I was again fighting to stay on a wheel.
Basically, it became clear that my stomach had other ideas. I was definately having stomach cramps, and I couldn't take on any water, as I was fully groveling on the wheels in front of me. I tried to eat, but I could barely keep it down.
Pedaling is hard enough when you have to stay on Sheasbeast's wheel, but when my stomach said no mas, what was I to do? You cannot turn the pedals when you're core, the midsection, is in total revolt.
Again, another sprint, and I was immediately OTB. Fortunately, we were at the highway, and everyone was waiting for traffic to clear. We made the leap, then turned onto Innes Market. Usually, this is an easy stretch, a time to take on water or to pee. But guys just hit it here, and we were pacelining right away.
I was in trouble right away. I was fighting, and I was digging, but still could only just manage to keep wheels in front of me. My stomach was also leaping. Then Robert came around, and I knew the pace would go up. It did, and I pulled myself out of it to recover.
As soon as I did, the group just rode away. There's a point of no return when you get the drop, about three bike lengths, that I wanted to jump across and get on a wheel, fight through this and suffer. But I couldn't make myself respond. The others, they rode away, and that was OK... I had to make it OK, because I was dying here.
I recovered, after soft pedaling for about two miles, then I tried to tempo at around 21. I knew the group was doing 25 plus, I would never pull them back. So, I took a shortcut, descending into Tumalo from a the main road. I decided to try to use the bathroom at a local coffee shop, see if that helped at all, and then try to catch the group as they came around the long way from doing Bridges.
I caught the group, and I was feeling better. We did the lower ride back in, the road that goes near Tumalo State Park. I told Robert I just didn't feel that well. He said I should take the day off. Not in the sense that I stay home and ride the couch, but in the sense that I don't pull. I was pulling and riding early in the ride, but since then I have been trying to take it off today and just follow wheels.
On the way to the climb, the pace was more than I liked, and I got dropped on what should have been an easy flat section. I faught back, and got the group right at the base of the climb, and then they just rode away from. I never saw them again. I passed a few guys, guys we scooped up on the ride, I don't know their names or the bikes they rode, but I could never catch the core group of riders.
I just suffered today, suffered like I haven't been on the bike in weeks. Did that one week off do me in that badly? No. I think it was a combination of hot weather and bad eating. Maybe I shouldn't have had the peanut butter and chocolate chip sandwich right before the ride. Maybe I should have ridden with both bottles filled with energy drink, maybe I should have forced down more GU during the early part of the ride. I don't know. I do know I died out there, and it felt terrible.
Do I feel bad that it was a bad ride, in that if this was the last ride I ever did, would I be OK with that? Well, I guess I would... because even though I was suffering badly, I was out there, and I felt very human at the end... and, really, that is what bike riding is all about for me. It's all about suffering and feeling the sensation of being very weak and having a moments of extreme exhaustion and self doubt. And, sometimes, that feeling is overcome, and sometimes it isn't and you want to come back the next day and try all over again.
I'll try to overcome tomorrow.

